The Logline Podcast

Join Alicia and Kristen as they write loglines for shows they have never seen then watch the shows to discuss how close their predictions came. Includes generous amounts of wild speculation about plots and characters.
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Aug 30, 2016

In this episode, Kristen and Alicia discuss a really old episode of Scorpion because that's the way OnDemand works for some reason. Kristen analyzes the low-budget car chases and neither of them can figure out how being a genius makes you understand exactly where things are in a gas station bathroom. They also discuss stationary vs mobile bikes and how gross the pool water was at the Rio Olympics.

Nov 17, 2015

In this episode Alicia and Kristen are joined by special guest Ryan to discuss one of his favorite shows, Nashville. Will Juliette really get clean in rehab (Ryan hopes not), and is opening a bar a good idea for a recovering alcoholic? Probably not! Alicia also keeps bringing up dead people, and we speculate about the vaginas of 1890s French whores.

Oct 6, 2015

On this week's episode Alicia and Kristen watch Scandal in which, you guessed it, a scandal is revealed! We also discuss The Abdication Crisis, Peaky Blinders, Undateable, and how does weather work? We may never know. We will be taking a hiatus from the podcast but we hope to be back with new episodes in the future.

Sep 29, 2015

This week Alicia and Kristen are joined by Muppet enthusiast Bill Hanstock to discuss The Muppets. We also discuss those pooping Charmin bears and we make fun of each other for never seeing popular films. Next week's show will be Scandal, which airs Thursday at 9pm on ABC.

Sep 22, 2015

In this episode Alicia and Kristen discuss Z Nation in the god awful heat and how it compares to the Walking Dead. We also try to figure out how vaccines work, how guns work, and discuss the best zombie shelter. Alicia also talks about Nerd Shows. Next week we will be discussing the series premier of The Muppets which airs Tuesday at 8pm on ABC.

Sep 16, 2015



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This week Alicia and Kristen discuss the two episode season finale of Playing House which features a whole lot of Kenny Loggins. We also discuss the awesome Youtube comments for Kenny Loggin's Danger Zone, that weird Victorian essay from Vox and compare it to Marie Antoinette's make believe peasant village, along with tape worms, typhoid, ice boxes and all the awesome Victorian technologies. Next week's show will be Z Nation with airs Friday at 10pm on Syfy.

Sep 8, 2015

In this episode Alicia and Kristen discuss the season finale of Scream the TV series and want to know why serial killers only target good looking teens who live in super nice houses. We also discuss Mr. Robot, but if Mr. Robot were a robot chef. Next week's show will be the season finale(s) of Playing House which airs Tuesday at 10pm on USA.

Aug 24, 2015

In this episode Alicia and Kristen watch Bachelor in Paradise and discuss what a genius Joe is and speculate about what goes on in a "Fantasy Suite." We also discuss why there are so few black zombies on the Walking Dead and why Alicia loved Passions so much. We will be taking a break next week, but we will be back soon!


Aug 17, 2015

This week Alicia and Kristen each (accidentally) watch different episodes of Rizzoli and Isles and discuss Murder She Wrote, Wet Hot American Summer, sexual assault, and Alicia gets distracted by pictures of Hugh Dancy. Next week's show will be Bachelor in Paradise (Monday on ABC at 8pm).

Aug 10, 2015

In this episode, Alicia and Kristen are joined by special guest Greg to discuss Big Brother 17. Greg answers many of our Big Brother questions including, but not limited to, why is there a dentist's office in the house, can the houseguests get Zankou Chicken, and why is that lady wearing a suit of armor? Next week we will be discussing season 6, episode 9 of Rizzoli and Isles (Tuesday at 9pm on TNT), which may be a show about pasta and islands.

Aug 4, 2015

In this episode, Alicia and Kristen watch season six, episode 6 of "Rookie Blue." We explore whether or not baseball games can stop gang violence, and, for good measure, disparrage Michigan's Upper Peninsula (erroneously refered to as Northern Michigan). Next week we will watch "Big Brother" which airs Thursday night at 9pm on CBS.

Jul 27, 2015

On today's podcast, Alicia and Kristen discuss episode 505 of Suits, which results in a conversation about mudding, law terminology, and of course, suits! Next week's show will be latest episode of Rookie Blue which airs Thursday at 10pm on ABC.

Jul 20, 2015

In the first episode of the Logline Podcast, Alicia and Kristen watch the season three premier of Masters of Sex and learn absolutely nothing about human sexuality. Also discussed is Mr. Robot, Hannibal, the Young and the Restless, and Catfish. Next week's show will be the latest episode (505) of Suits (USA, Wednesday at 9:00 PM).